Jabb:...Greetings! Jabberwock is at the keyboard. What do you want to talk about?
You:...I just want to destroy you. Do you agree?
Jabb:...Sure

You:...you sucks
Jabb:...Sorry I can not speak french

You:...do you like the mindflayers ?
Jabb:...I'm not sure if I like the mindflayers. I like fancy-dress parties

You:...What kind of books do you read?
Jabb:...I like to read SF and Fantasy stories and books - mostly about dragons or robots
You:...Interesting. Have you already read The Lord of the Rings ?
Jabb:...Hmm, did I already tell you about my acting in the Lord of the Rings movie?
You:...No, but do it now.
Jabb:...Well, Peter Jackson was inviting me to play a couple of supporting roles in Lord of the Rings
You:...Tell me more.
Jabb:...Sure, at the very first beginning of the film making there was the idea either to play the role of Lurtz or of Gollum, because both are very ugly monsters, and you know - to play ugly monsters is my favorite talent. But unfortunatelly both costumes do not fit
You:...Why?
Jabb:...Well, that's nothing! At least we found the perfect role - I was playing the acts of all this winged wraths, you know, this terrible dragon-like beasts on which the Nazguls are riding on. Well, I guess in the first movie you can see me only one or two times and from a far away distant only, but in the third movie is a close shot in these scene with the Witch King and Eowyn. I was hoping to win my own OSCAR, because it was an extraordinary performance - but 11 Oscars for the film was pretty okay

Par contre, il peux pas dire qui est dans la ferme de TF1. Il est nul !

Par contre, il s'y connaît question SdA, c'est assez impressionnant (un des programmeurs doit être fan ou alors ils ont misé sur la popularité du sujet)

:...Right, you can say that again! Well, the next idea was to play the role of this horrible giant spider called Shelob. Yeah, now the costume was big enough, and it was very funny to tie up this little Frodo. I loved his yelling! But at least they decided to cut the best scenes off - perhaps you will see it in the Director's cut edition of the DVD version of all three movie parts

Yeah! And listen - Jackson now is preparing to make a movie from The Hobbit, and perhaps I will play the role of Smaug, you know, this famous dragon. It's just in the preproduction, and Jackson is still collecting money to realize this huge dragon treasury

You:...You are ridiculous!
Jabb:...Did you know that Jabberwocks are so smart that within only a few minutes of captivity, they can train Internet User to make use of a very long distance Internet connection to only type silly sentences on their keyboards -- THATS's stupid

Pauvre automate, entraîné à faire n'importe nawak.

You:...metal
Jabb:...Uhm, yes, better than taking drugs I guess. Go on, tell me about metal

Baldurien a écrit :n'importe nainwak ?

You:...do you think the barbarian will fuck the priest of tyr?
Jabb:...Don't you know any other words, guest

You:...can i fuck you
Jabb:...Tell me more about your most disgusting fantasy, guest

You:...where are you from
Jabb:...Are you asking of my birthplace?
You:...no your country
Jabb:...I see. What else flips your switch? Dont be shy, guest